January 2009
26 posts
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’...
“What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened...
“Nerf Guns Strike a Nerve on Campuses”
– http://chronicle.com/free/v54/i33/33a00601.htm
“Killing zombies on campus just isn’t as much fun as it used to be.”
WatchI can’t decide whether I wanna try this one or not.
WatchThe Lonely Island cracks my shit up.
I actually really like this song, too.
WatchGlasses Concerto - Video (via Metacafe)
This is awesome but after a while my ears hate me.
30 Most Incredible Textures for Vintage Style... →
The Day the Saucers Came →
Neil Gaiman is a genius. I love him.
I can't tell if this is for real or not... →
WatchI think we’re dead. Time is going by really really really really slow…
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”
– Ernest Hemingway
Things that only happen in the movies.
1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.
4. Creepy music...
WatchHahahaha.